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© SR-71

Album: Here We Go Again
Artist: SR-71
© Owners/Artists (2004)

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#14 "Little Asshole" (hidden)
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Hey little asshole
I thought I told you to stay out of my room

My daddy used to call me Little Asshole
When he got home from work every night
That's because I used to break everything he owned
Everything that he thought was nice

65 is getting old
Daddy's getting a little slow
Now I'm gonna break everything else he owns tonight

It all started back in '77
God sent this angel down from Heaven
You hoped I'd become the king of my class
But I turned out to be a royal pain in the ass

You decided to call me Mitch
Well, paybacks are a bitch
And I guess I'm just a punishment for your past

My daddy used to call me Little Asshole
(Little Asshole)
When he got home from work every night
That's because I used to break everything he owned
Everything that he thought was nice

65 is getting old
Daddy's getting a little slow
Now I'm gonna break everything else he owns tonight

You decided to send me off to Shepherd-Pratt
They said, "Sir, we'll take care of your little brat."
First they diagnosed me with hyperactivity
Then they said I had A B C D E F and G
Said I'd be a problem child
Always just a little wild
Well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

My daddy used to call me Little Asshole
(Little Asshole)
When he got home from work every night
That's because I used to break everything he owned
Everything that he thought was nice

65 is getting old
Daddy's getting a little slow
Now I'm gonna break everything else he owns tonight

I can hear him say, "Hey, little asshole!
I thought I told you to stay out of my room."

Daddy thought he wasted all his money
Sending me off to the University
But he didn't realize my long-term scheme
Only five and one half years to get my degree

When I got home, I'd never guess
Daddy had a new address
And the note said there was no room there for me

My daddy used to call me Little Asshole
(You little asshole)
When he got home from work every night
(What the hell did you do now)
Well, that's because I used to break everything he owned
Everything that he thought was nice

65 is getting old
Daddy's getting a little slow
I think it's time for me to go
The basement's getting mighty cold
But not before I break everything else tonight

I can hear him say, "Hey, little asshole!
I thought I told you to stay out of my room."

Hey little asshole
I thought I told you to stay out of my room


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